But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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