don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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