Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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