living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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