so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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