Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So vagazzling was a success
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