went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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