if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
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Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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