with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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