Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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