Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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