After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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