Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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