This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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