Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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