I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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