so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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