what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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