sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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