I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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