I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
This is the prime rib incident all over again
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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