I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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