You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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