I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize