Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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