Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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