you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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