I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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