Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me