So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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