oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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