don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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