My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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