Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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