the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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