i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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