check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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