Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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