i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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