I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Less talking, more tequila
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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