feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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