so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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