Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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