She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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