On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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