Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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