how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
whose parrot is this?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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