My sheets look like a crime scene.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize