fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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