He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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