It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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