Non-Jews are for practice
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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