he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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