he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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