8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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